dan drew this at our last band concert (03) at bakers square (note the pie stains.) to prove to frank why pie is better cut in slices. read his reasons, its worth ur time.

Why pie IN SLICES is good.

#1    A buffalo. The buffalo has just eaten sliced pie. Mmm. He enjoyed it. See, he's smiling. He arfs happily.

#2   This is a whole pie. Not cut into any slices! BAD! The pie crossed out. Bad pie. Arrows clearly show the problem areas. All over they point. Slices go there!

#3  THE UNITED STATES All the states are here, except Hawaii and Alaska. They don't count. But, all the states eat sliced pie, they're happy, even the people in the capitals, which are clearly starred. Pie=happy people. People=sliced pie. Missouri doesn't count.

#4   "Pie goes here." Note the obvious SLICING of the pie. It is one slice, not a whole pie. Whole pie bad. Slice good. Eat pie. Mmm, you like it. The fork eats the pie! Sliced pie! Fork to pie! Slices good!

#5    "EAT ME" Pie likes being eaten. It is pie's way to be consumed for food snack time eating. It likes being eaten, but only when sliced! Slices mean pie for all, slices of pie are aplenty! Whole pie=bad bad bad. The slices go all over, pie can now thusly be eaten, tasty.

#6    HAPPY FACES. THEY HAPPY. Except the guy who didn't eat sliced pie. No pity for him, he forgot to slice pie, miserable fool! He suffer like man stuck in jungle with no food! The happy faces get to enjoy pie, and they want seconds. One guy is even chewing, and it's hard to smile when you chew, but he tries. "I weawwy ruv to eath swished pieth!" he shouts, getting pie crumbs all over.