Most recent quotes at bottom

"It's kinda scary when your mom comes after you with power tools."

- Erin Murray                                                                     

"Kim, stop sniffing the candle putter outer!"

- Erin Murray

"I hate parabolas!"

- Erin Murray

"*Sigh* Kim the things you make me do!"

- Erin Murray

"It fhuny tree bun oohk!"

- Erin Murray (she re-arranged the letters on Jane's shirt that read "think before you hunt" how she did it we'll never know.

"That boils my rear!"

- my grandpa

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."

- Dave ( my youth group leader)

"You can get a long way with a smile. You can get a lot further with a smile and a gun."

Quote by Al Capone but I found it on a thing Jane wrote

"You make coffee with water?"

-Jeff

"It's on my pants!"

- Jeff

"Pay 2 ducks for my coffee!"

- Me

"Stop molesting my leg with a lobster!"

- Erin

"I'm not good with inflatible balls"

-Mary

"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe."

-Jack Handy, but i found it on Bretts profile

"Eggos in China with a Mr. T accent!"

-me

"You guys are bad girls!"

-Brett

"I rub corn."

-Linsey, Beth, me and Erin

"I lobster you!"

-Natalie and me

"Kim turn that way!"

-Natalie

"Kim has octoPIE in her mouth!"

-Jane

" What are you, some kind of hippie dentist?"

-Strong Bad (from Homstarrunner.com)

"I don't think they should put meat on buns......besides hamburger...and chicken...and fish..."

-Jamie Kearney

"i like paper, And paper likes the inside of my tummy. Mmm, paper.(Note: That does not imply I eat paper, because I don't)"

-Dan (THE CRAZY MOFO)

"Quick like a bunny"

-Sarah

"I can't get it on!"

-Sarah

" Not devil = wussy"

-Pat S. and me

"thats hardcore forking sweet!"

-Tyler N.

"Ask Mike if you can touch his tiger"

-Shane

"Your foot is in my face"

-me

"Your butt is in mine!"

-Shane

"Ohhhhhhhh hi!"

-Natalie

"That movie had scary parts in it!" (about "Finding Nemo")

-Natalie

"Hot dollah!"

-Me/Erin

"lets make cake cup cakes!" -me

"you mean regular cupcakes?" -Jane

"No! cupcakes made out of cake mix!" -me

"oo look at the chicken! look im a chicken on a fence! la la la...."

-C, in one of his contunous rantings. we all love you C.

"HAHA it's a 40! not like i would know what that is.."

-Kristy

"Where's caucasiea?"

-Tyler

"chinese gong cadence"

-Me and Nat